For Sale 1999 Porsche 911

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Motorhead350

Motorhead350

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Are you divorced? Would you like to be divorced? Single or have an understanding partner? Well this is the car for you. This is a 1999 Porsche 911 with full time rear wheel drive and driver controlled gearbox.

It has 76,000 miles and has been well taken care of. The car has never been in an accident because natural causes killed the first owner and the second owner was able to react in time to everything... because it's a sports car. The body is in great shape and is perfectly curved to get physical with a partner. The only issue is a curb rash on one wheel from a run in with the Teleban. The interior is in perfect shape, everything is clean and pure. Radio works fine especially if you decide to listen to a song that was composed on a MacBook Pro.

Is it fast? Faster than a resident of Grand Rapids, MI can file a complaint. It feels like a go kart and making turns at 80mph seems easier than doing it at 40 mph. I wish this was my car so I could name it "Little Bastard" like James Dean. No check engine light is on and the exhaust sounds as good as a Phil Spector recording. Tires are in great shape. This car is MINT! Not as in RoadKill Mint, this is mint like a Peppermint Patty.

You can tell your friends it's a new car because 911s all look the same. If anyone questions you, ask them where their 911 is and why weren't they at the Porsche brunch at the Auto Cross. Why should you buy this car? Because it's good to go now! If you have the need for speed and don't feel like buying a supercharger from someone who will send you a 20 piece kit in 23 different boxes or care to go fishing for used Mustang parts... this bypasses all of the reasons to go to CVS to relieve your headache.

$21,000 and owner already bought a Tesla to save the Whales so we can all eat more tuna. Car is rust free and was always garage kept.

PM me for the vin or to set up a test drive.

Car is in Chicago, IL and is ready to go anywhere. I can help with transport if you are a reasonable distance away.

Why am I selling it? Because I sold my soul for rock n' roll and now I need to buy it back, but I am keeping the rock n' roll.

Thanks for looking and more pictures if you so desire.

Service records on hand.
 

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Well its obvious that the car isn't his, the ad doesn't mention used motor oil and the car looks clean, well maintained, and presentable. The thinly veiled jabs at people that work for a living isn't very mature.

And it's Taliban, or if you prefer Taleban. Not Teleban. Spelling counts.
 
If anyone is interested I know a thing or two about Porsche's and can take a look for you - if said car is close to me in Chicago. You can also PM me, I can provide some insight on the 996 911s.
 
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fastblackmerc said:
Didn't know "wales" needed saving....

Whales on the other hand......
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Yes my mistake.

LOL those who work for a living. 2 part time jobs, side jobs and finding time to book tours isn't working at all is it? Working 40 hours a week and complaining about everything with beer buddies. If that's working for a living, I never wanna work. :P
 
Motorhead350 said:
Yes my mistake.

LOL those who work for a living. 2 part time jobs, side jobs and finding time to book tours isn't working at all is it? Working 40 hours a week and complaining about everything with beer buddies. If that's working for a living, I never wanna work. :P
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Not a beer drinker.........
 
gdsqdcr said:
So you bought a Tesla? Your ad says the owner bought a Tesla.

What he asked was for the owners information, not the seller. Are you able to supply that?
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If interested in a purchase contact PM me.

Otherwise, you may begin your rant on me and my life now.
 
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Motorhead350 said:
If interested in a purchase contact PM me.

Otherwise, you may begin your rant on me and my life now.
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No hard feelings and no need to get defensive. Be honest with what you are doing. You are selling a car you do not own. Likely you are working a deal where you get a percentage of the sale. Folks just want to speak with an owner, not a salesman. That's all folks!
 
Since you refuse to disclose any information with regards to the actual owner of the car or how to contact him/her, post up everything about the car. It's history, including ownership, maintenance, written authorization for you to act as the owners agent and full photos. You know the drill. Copy of your dealers license too please.
Forget the PM's, open disclosure.
 
gdsqdcr said:
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No hard feelings and no need to get defensive. Be honest with what you are doing. You are selling a car you do not own. Likely you are working a deal where you get a percentage of the sale. Folks just want to speak with an owner, not a salesman. That's all folks!
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That's life.

J-MAN said:
Since you refuse to disclose any information with regards to the actual owner of the car or how to contact him/her, post up everything about the car. It's history, including ownership, maintenance, written authorization for you to act as the owners agent and full photos. You know the drill. Copy of your dealers license too please.
Forget the PM's, open disclosure.
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You never PMed me.

No need for a dealers license if you sell less than 5 cars a year here in IL.

Zack's quote is gone, but he had no intention of buying the car anyway.



Car still for sale. Need sold this week.
 
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