Mike Poore
Crabmonster
At the DC auto show I picked up a Ford BOLDMOVES 07 CAR booklet, and found on page 18 (they don't number them, you have to count)the most amazing claim. I quoteth:
"Five Hundred also has the largest trunk - incorporating grocery hooks to keep bags steadfast - of any sedan in North America. The low liftover height and big-time capacity make way for up to 8 golf bags (matching the 8 beverage holders in the cabin)"
Now, one might wonder why a car with seating for four, five if someone wants to sit on the hump, would need to carry 8 golf bags, and have 8 cup, uh, beverage holders? However, considering my F-150 with seating for two, in the Captains chairs, which has four cup, uh, beverage holders, which, doing the math, works out to two, cup, uh, beverage holders, per person; which I suppose is the correct ratio. Only difference is, depending upon how they were stacked, one might suppose 50 golf bags could be placed in the bed of said truck.
The other seemingly glaring inconstancy in the claim is that Ford seems to be forgetting the Crown Vic/Mercury GranMarquis/Lincoln Town Car, which one might argue, has a larger trunk than said Five Hundred.
I propose a new game while traveling ....spot the Five Hundred. I'm not sure I've ever seen one, although it might simply be a problem of picking out the amorphous transportation appliances from the crowd. :shake:
Better dump that stock, Joe.
"Five Hundred also has the largest trunk - incorporating grocery hooks to keep bags steadfast - of any sedan in North America. The low liftover height and big-time capacity make way for up to 8 golf bags (matching the 8 beverage holders in the cabin)"
Now, one might wonder why a car with seating for four, five if someone wants to sit on the hump, would need to carry 8 golf bags, and have 8 cup, uh, beverage holders? However, considering my F-150 with seating for two, in the Captains chairs, which has four cup, uh, beverage holders, which, doing the math, works out to two, cup, uh, beverage holders, per person; which I suppose is the correct ratio. Only difference is, depending upon how they were stacked, one might suppose 50 golf bags could be placed in the bed of said truck.
The other seemingly glaring inconstancy in the claim is that Ford seems to be forgetting the Crown Vic/Mercury GranMarquis/Lincoln Town Car, which one might argue, has a larger trunk than said Five Hundred.
I propose a new game while traveling ....spot the Five Hundred. I'm not sure I've ever seen one, although it might simply be a problem of picking out the amorphous transportation appliances from the crowd. :shake:
Better dump that stock, Joe.