pondering sale

justbob

Sick-Speed play toy
Thats right, due to hard economic times and no work for the last two months I might, maybe, but not 100% sure, put my screen name up for sale. This would REALLY benefit anyone named "Bob", but you could always just change your real name to make things easier. You will not get the justbob MM in this sale, that sale will take place at a later date if needed, but not quite yet.

Act now on this exclusive offer and I will throw in 1) expired insurance card good for a previous 6 month policy (you can pick the date) for my MM, wrinckled road map from 1994 of Illinois, and an autographed picture of my neighbor, (no one popular)signed by me and made out to you.

All sales final, no returns granted, no warranties or guarantees implied, no watering necessary, item will ship w/ insurance, item is NOT duplicated, it is not hipoallergetic nor will it shed, do not feed it after midnight, the three extra items may come in five different boxes depending on my shipping departments schedule, this item has been cleared for inhaling by the FDA but may cause explosive diahrea, do not add bleach, tumble dry low.

Cost: $4.36

If interested do not PM, email, write, call, or fax. I only accept notifications by screaming from whatever state, except Hawaii, Georgia, and Texas (See state laws about screaming) or I will except communication through mental telepathy on thursdays from 6 - 6:20 PM.

















Sorry, just a little, tiny bit bored today:D
 
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Hummmm sent telepahtic message to put me in on such a grand deal
wrong time frame!
LOL... you scared me there for a second!
Sorry, didn't mean to.
Level 4 Remote Viewing message sent...
Got it, still in review with the sales dept.

I will send a check via US Mail that should take a while....:rofl:
NO MAIL!
I could maybe come up with 2-3 bucks, what would that get me?
"just":D
I'll give you $5.00 if the car is included.
Get off the crackpipe.:P

Throw in a free SPORK and you got a deal! :D
Are you kidding me? I don't like lowballers!:(
NO NO NO !! It's suppossed to be Thursday, 6 to 620 pm. (p.s., anyone heard from Maj. Dames???)

Now there is a smart guy that pays attention to detail!

Still looking for my cell bill, house payment and who knows what else the snail mail lost this month. :mad2:
Did you get your rapper of the month magazine?
2-3 dollars will get you a pm about the sale maybe
Nope, not gonna happen.:mad:
i'll raise you to $10.00 if car is included
Crack kills:D
 
Thats right, due to hard economic times and no work for the last two months

Sadly enough, it's not over yet. The worst is still to come. Business and industry in my state continue laying off large quantities of long time employees. Even the postal service told the employees to have a nice holiday season this year, because 68 of them are getting laid off after Christmas.

Worst depressions I have ever lived through. Notice I said "depression", not "recession".
 
Well Bob, everyone is shucking and jiving laughing their collective butts off, but they have never been the "OtherDennis" Being the Other Dennis has been no picnic. The incredible pressure has gotten to me and just in time I finally see a chance to not only earn a trader review but also become....... justbob. all for less than $5.00. Let me know how you want payment. I have Paypal. :D The other Dennis:help:
 
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