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Rider90

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This public service announcement has been brought to you by Rider90 and his 2004 Mercury Marauder....

I took the liberty of alerting the locals that my Marauder can whoop a Hyundai Tiberon (RICED BAD) an Acura TL (Fart Pipe) a Mitsubishi Eclipse (Euro Lights + Fart Pipe) a 95ish Cadillac Eldorado (Looked like two Borla Mufflers sticking out the back) a Pontiac Grand Prix (Tints) and a 2000+ Wimpala.

And I was only gone for one hour, delivering dinner to my girlfriend at work. The only challenging car out of all of those was the Caddy, he got me off the line but was only a nose length ahead of me for 1 or 2 seconds. All of the above got a good look at my shiny hiney of stainless "MARAUDER" inserts :baaa: I will admit though, being a good sport, I gave the kid in the caddy a thumbs up.

All of the above "Races" were all conducted on a four lane highway and I ended each race within 5 MPH of the posted speed limit due to the fact I did not want to go from WOT and let off while it was going to shift :nono: And yes, all of the ricers did their famous fly :baaa:
 
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Rider90 said:
This public service announcement has been brought to you by Rider90 and his 2004 Mercury Marauder....

I took the liberty of alerting the locals that my Marauder can whoop a Hyundai Tiberon (RICED BAD) an Acura TL (Fart Pipe) a Mitsubishi Eclipse (Euro Lights + Fart Pipe) a 95ish Cadillac Eldorado (Looked like two Borla Mufflers sticking out the back) a Pontiac Grand Prix (Tints) and a 2000+ Wimpala.

And I was only gone for one hour, delivering dinner to my girlfriend at work. The only challenging car out of all of those was the Caddy, he got me off the line but was only a nose length ahead of me for 1 or 2 seconds. All of the above got a good look at my shiny hiney of stainless "MARAUDER" inserts :baaa: I will admit though, being a good sport, I gave the kid in the caddy a thumbs up.


All of the above "Races" were all conducted on a four lane highway and I ended each race within 5 MPH of the posted speed limit due to the fact I did not want to go from WOT and let off while it was going to shift :nono: And yes, all of the ricers did their famous fly :baaa:
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It's amazing how the morons in the "sport compacts" do not know when they have been beat and just keep flooring it out to the horizon. It's a sure sign of some mental illness which is why they buy Jap cars in the first place.
 
I think the local Ricer kids think I must be an unmarked Texas DPS car. :rolleyes: Nobody wants to play,.. and once in a while when they do wanna play,.. it's inappropriate at the time. (i.e. heavy traffic, residential area, etc.)

Alot of the G.I.'s here (Ft. Hood) are modding the hell out of their Honda's since they got back from Iraq. :depress:

..at least there is several heavily modded Mustangs and Chevys to put them in their place. :pimp:
 
OK add another...had the g/f with on this one and she was laughing her *** off.

White Acura Integra + Fart pipe + bumper burns + rap music = This guy lost not once, not twice, but three times.

First time he was doing 40 in a 50, and when the lane became "pass-able" I whomped on it and he floored his car when I got to his bumper from the other lane. Obviously beat him there. I looked over at my girlfriend and I said "I think he was trying to race me...I heard his pipe 'wurrr' up when I passed" and she didn't even notice him gaining on us.

Second time was at the next night about a mile down the road and I was stopped at the light. For whatever reason, now he wanted to do the speed limit and then some to catch up to me. So there I am at the red light looking in my mirror, could it be? Saw the head lights and knew it was an Integra. This guy had a rolling start with him doing atleast 15-20 MPH before the light turned green. Once it turned green, he got ahead and I was at his bumper from WOT and QUICKLY pulling ahead, in no time he was just a couple lights in my mirror and I shut it down at 50 MPH. What is this guy thinking?? :shake:

Third time was another stop light down the road a ways. Pulls up next to me at the light with his rap music blaring and a serious look, and I mean serious look on his face. Light turns green and this guy didn't even get me off the line. WOT and he was back in the mirror, again, in less than three seconds. Now I feel sorry for him. At this point my girlfriend thinks this is hilarious and can't stop laughing, I can't stop shaking my head.

He did get me though. I moved to the left turn lane so I could fill up my tank at the gas station and he roared on by and beat me, and everyone else, to the red light :cry:

Have these people no shame???
 
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