Best calling card to leave EVER!

ctrlraven

ctrlraven

BiRDMAN
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were you the giver or the recepient of this placard?

Sent from my handheld Zack Morris iShoe 4S.
 
I'd tone it down a bit but I like it.

FWIW - I saw a woman whip into a parking lot last night and slam into a spot - Completely crooked and would have totally blocked the driver to her right from getting into the car (she was this close). I was hoping the driver of the car came out to see the situation.

I just stood there, looking at her like she was from Mars. She didn't even see me.

Totally clueless/self absorbed. I stuck around just so that I could video her if she took out the car to her right as she backed out.

:mad2:
 
I used to use the line "Do you always drive like a _________ or just on Saturdays?" Just change to the correct day of the week and switch drive to park. Use the vulgarity of your choice.

Is it just me or does anyone else notice that of late people are driving worse in general? I had a nitwit from Ontario almost hit me today because he did not look or even signal before changing lanes. I had to swerve to the right to keep from getting hit. I laid on the horn and the AH flipped me off. I was hoping he'd get out of his car at the next light :D but he didn't. :( I had a surprise for him...
 
rayjay said:
I used to use the line "Do you always drive like a _________ or just on Saturdays?" Just change to the correct day of the week and switch drive to park. Use the vulgarity of your choice.

Is it just me or does anyone else notice that of late people are driving worse in general? I had a nitwit from Ontario almost hit me today because he did not look or even signal before changing lanes. I had to swerve to the right to keep from getting hit. I laid on the horn and the AH flipped me off. I was hoping he'd get out of his car at the next light :D but he didn't. :( I had a surprise for him...
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I love it when they're wrong and shoot you the bird, wanna really make them mad...... give them the thumbs up when they flip you off.:D
 
I make the sign of the cross and say, "God bless you." It gets them mad.
Usually I take down their plate number and bust out their windows with my wrist rocket later that night.
 
We have lines in our parking lot at my work. Granted they're a little faded but still really clear. But for some reason about 75% of our customers can't park between the lines. And another 5% give us the good laugh when they back into the light post backing out of the parking spots only using their mirrors not their back window.

But the company wouldn't like it if I was putting those cards on everyones cars:(

I saw them on whyimbroke.com or something like that a few weeks ago and liked them a lot
 
I thought we didn't like people who keyed cars?
I got into a bit of roadrage thingy a while back {i was the cool one who was wronged}and thought later i have a blue MM, only one around, hmm, i won't recognize him in his honda, but...

:beer:
 
Love the card!! Nice Christmas present.


Sent from my iPhone 4S

DTR + 4.10's + Eaton swap = Wreeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom
 
MrBluGruv said:
well now that's just plain polite.

To REALLY tweak 'em, blow 'em a kiss when they flip you off. ;)
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I just shook my head, but my wife was livid and flipped him off. I'm kind of used to it, they can't drive for crap in the Cuse, never have in the 36 years I've lived in the area. I always wanted to take as many as possible to my home town to do the "Can of Worms" and see how many survived...
 
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