Best calling card to leave EVER!

[Fosters]

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[kernie]

I used to use the line "Do you always drive like a _________ or just on Saturdays?" Just change to the correct day of the week and switch drive to park. Use the vulgarity of your choice.

Is it just me or does anyone else notice that of late people are driving worse in general? I had a nitwit from Ontario almost hit me today because he did not look or even signal before changing lanes. I had to swerve to the right to keep from getting hit. I laid on the horn and the AH flipped me off. I was hoping he'd get out of his car at the next light but he didn't. :( I had a surprise for him...

I just shook my head, but my wife was livid and flipped him off. I'm kind of used to it, they can't drive for crap in the Cuse, never have in the 36 years I've lived in the area. I always wanted to take as many as possible to my home town to do the "Can of Worms" and see how many survived...

What is a "can of worms"? Do you have to be from Ontario for this procedure?

 

[babbage]

I make the sign of the cross and say, "God bless you." It gets them mad.
Usually I take down their plate number and bust out their windows with my wrist rocket later that night.

lolz! usually