C'mon now y'all...Yer beatin 'round the bush, eh?
Who Canidian, could fail to mention the Canadian who's so far gone, he's back again. So hot, he's not, and so not he's hot?
Someone so abnormal, he needs S.A.E. correction. So twisted, he's as straight and dead nutz on as CarFixer's alignment specs. So low down and down low, he's a pilar of the community, and so dark in his vision, he's really very uplifting and highly spiritual. How could we ignore this legend?
No...Not MartyO. He's not Canadian, take my word on this.
Ladies and Gentlemen, "everybody knows" (drum roll please) Mr. Leonard Cohen!.
Just one of many stupid songs...
Everybody knows the dice are loaded,
everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
Everybody knows the war is over,
everybody knows the good guy lost.
Everybody knows fiight was fixed,
the poor stay poor, the rich stay rich.
That's how it goes...
Because everybody knows.
Everybody knows the boat is leaking,
everybody knows the Captain lied.
Everybody's got this sinking feeling,
like their father, or, their dog
is about to die.
Everybody knows the fix is in,
these poor stayed poor, these rich stayed rich.
But, that's how it goes...
when everybody knows.
Everybody knows you love me, baby,
everybody knows you really do.
Everybody knows you've been faithful to me
give, or, take, a night or two.
Everybody knows you've been discreet,
but there was just so many people you had to meet,
without your clothes,
so, everybody knows.
Everybody knows it's now or never,
everybody knows it's me, or, you,
Everybody knows that you live forever,
when you've done a line or two.
Everyone knows the deal is rotten,
Old Black Joe is still pickin' cotton for your ribbons and bows,
and everyone knows.
Brilliant, yes?