Post your stupid kills

Cheeseheadbob said:
Yesterday, a soccer mom in a '04 Honda Odyssey.
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Shame, shame !! :D The thing that bothers me about this is .... How did you know it was an '04 Odyssey ??? :rofl: I have trouble just figuring out the make/model of these jellybeans. :rolleyes:

Here's mine ---

Last summer, a friend of my oldest son got himself a brand new black F-150 with the V-8 Triton. Coming home from work one day, he lines up next to me on the right at a redlight. His lane ends before the next light. I wasn't sure what he was gonna do until I heard him gun the engine and look over and smile. O/D off, T/C off :D. When the light changed, I was on it with my best R/T ever. It was over in 3 seconds and he dropped in behind me. About a week later I saw him at a party and he says "You know that I wasn't trying" .... "Me either" was my response. Then he wanted to check out the MM.
 
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A honda Cervix, i posted about it awhile ago too.

Last Saturday on my way back from Lunch me and this guys new-to-him BMW 550i (License Applied for tags) went at it and he lost. At the next light he slowly creeped past mine to look at it [more] and looked upset.

On Sunday it was a red Mustang GT with huge rims, probably 20s. He tried twice. Lost both times and rolled his window up at the third light.

:dunno:

Maybe I should stop taking the routes to/from work that have all these two to one lane merges.....nawwwww :P
 
I can never get anybody to race me :( Everyone thinks am a cop! I guess it doesn't help that our county sheriff drives a mm too:D
 
Dodge Durango last night on the way home from the Jersey Shore. Sitting at a light with several miles of 4 lane ahead...Da Little lady sez.."you know, I think this guy next to you want to go" I sed, I'm not gonna bother with him.

Light turns green, he guns it...I'm at about half throttle up to maybe 45, he was hangin on my rear quarter...then I let the boys loose and we were GONE!!

SF

:bandit:
 
I had a Prius, yes a Prius, come up behind me, tail me, and then try to whip around and cut me off. Suffice to say he whipped to the next lane, then got whipped, and never went around.

Second was at a stoplight just before a large overpass. A guy next to me was giving the the thumbs up, and asked me to rev. When the light turned green, I hit the gas under the overpass in "N" letting him hear the exhaust and blower whine. :D

After going under the overpass the lanes merge, and a Bimmer that was next to/behind me took off trying to cut me off. I goosed it a bit to stay ahead and the Bimmer slowed way down and for the next few miles stayed about 1/4 mi back and refused to pass.
 
Breadfan said:
I had a Prius, yes a Prius, come up behind me, tail me, and then try to whip around and cut me off. Suffice to say he whipped to the next lane, then got whipped, and never went around.
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Be careful the Prius is one tough cookie. http://priuschat.com/index.php?showtopic=16201 They have reportedly killed a 5.0, m3 (until the Prius topped out), a viper, a sportbike, even an enzo (but only from 0-6mph). That really is a hilarious thread if you have the time.
 
I had to stop reading after about 10 posts. There better be a recall from the manufacturer, because it seems these people are inhaling alot of carbon monoxide and hallucinating while driving!:D
94_302 said:
That really is a hilarious thread if you have the time.
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94_302 said:
Be careful the Prius is one tough cookie. http://priuschat.com/index.php?showtopic=16201 They have reportedly killed a 5.0, m3 (until the Prius topped out), a viper, a sportbike, even an enzo (but only from 0-6mph). That really is a hilarious thread if you have the time.
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OMG this is hilarious, and angering. I hate those stupid cars and that thread validates my feeling that the majority (NOT ALL) of the drivers of these things are way to into themselves.

LOL @ 0-6mph

And don't let them try to tell me I don't know what i'm talking about, I know very well electric motors have all of their torque available from right off 0rpm. I know how they work.

I also know they aren't fast.

See for yourself:
<table class="insettxt" border="1" bordercolor="#333333" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="420"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td colspan="2" align="center">PERFORMANCE DATA</td></tr> <tr valign="top"><td colspan="2" width="100%"><table class="insettxt" border="0"> <tbody><tr><td width="35%"> Acceleration,</td><td width="65%"> sec</td></tr> <tr valign="top"><td> 0-30 mph</td><td>3.1</td></tr> <tr><td>0-40 mph</td><td>4.9</td></tr> <tr><td>0-50 mph</td><td>7.1</td></tr> <tr><td>0-60 mph</td><td>9.8</td></tr> <tr><td>0-70 mph</td><td>13.3</td></tr> <tr><td>0-80 mph</td><td>16.9</td></tr> </tbody></table></td></tr> <tr valign="top"><td>1/4 mile, sec @ mph</td><td>17.04 @ 80.83</td></tr></tbody></table>
They suck and that's all there is to it.

ref: http://www.motortrend.com/oftheyear/car/112_04_coy_win/specs_price.html
 
How about we invite some of those "fast" Pissest... I mean Prius owners to MM IV to drag race at Gainsville?

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There are 13 pages of posts about racing the Pissest..... they are even talking about NOS!!!!
 
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We killed their site. Connections are being refused on Port 80. LOL! Hammer time! :banana2: I'll try back later once they've had a chance to pick themselves up and dust off. :D
 
fastblackmerc said:
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There are 13 pages of posts about racing the Pissest..... they are even talking about NOS!!!!
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Wow there were only 3 pages when I made my post about it, I guess that thread has spread across all the car forums so they can respond!
 
No there was 13 pages, the thread was locked a few days before I first saw it. A guy starts to post trying to give them all a reality check, he has an f-bod and a prius as his daily and he is trying to reason with them that a prius is not fast. He comes in around page 3 or 4 I think. But yeah it is a good read, maybe that should have been posted in the joke section?
 
94_302 said:
No there was 13 pages, the thread was locked a few days before I first saw it. A guy starts to post trying to give them all a reality check, he has an f-bod and a prius as his daily and he is trying to reason with them that a prius is not fast. He comes in around page 3 or 4 I think. But yeah it is a good read, maybe that should have been posted in the joke section?
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Ahh, gotcha, I only saw three pages when i looked at it, maybe that was really 13 and I misread!!

When it comes back I'll have to see if I can suffer through more of it, i only read 1.5 pages!!
 
That was some of the funniest stuff I've read in a while.

Hey.... let's race... the fastest 0-6mph time is the winner!!!
 
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