The POLICE

Years ago I was parked at the end of the movie parking lot cause it was they only spot of shade waiting for a friend. Two cops in one car drive right I front of me I waive and he's just giving me a hard look (so I'm like this guys an a hole) they say do you have any drugs weapons etc. I'm like no why would I have that. Then there like well can we search the car. I say if that guy apologies for give me such a hard look. So he did and search the car and after he did I said what about under the hood. He's like what. I say don't you know people hide guns and drugs under the hood. So after all said and done he's like thank you for your time then I say sorry for waisting yours. I can't wait for cops to stop me with bs
 
E-Dubb's been stopped a couple times, I've been stopped once at a road block.

Having the Thin Blue Line on the rear window helps.
 
I have not been pulled over. I drive a DTR. Know to be slow :banana2:and looks like a Grand Maquis.:lol:
 
Just like anything in life there's good and there's bad. Drug dealers, gangbangers, thugs etc. unfortunately drive MARAUDERS too and there's no way to avoid that. It is what it is! Luckily there are more g00d people than bad. Examples ---> Just because you own a Harley Davidson doesn't necessarily make you a member of the Outlaws or Hell's Angels, but they're out there. Unfortunately for you this Officer is going off of experience or there's someone out there that's a problem child and bringin' drama to you or your town. Try not to take it personal, I'm sure he's was just doing his job and didn't mean to interrupt your ice cream session, and I'm sure he realized after talking to you that you weren't Public Enemy number 1. At least he's being proactive (looking for bad guys), instead of reactive responding to a 911 call, and you're already a victim of a crime.
 
Brad.... They must have thought you were Mac~Merc..... Hehehehehe He's on the Gwinnett County PD & Lawerenceville PD Christmas card list:rolleyes:.

I thought about that when I saw the guy decide to turn right to follow me. Of course I wasn't looking my best, I was coming back from the Gym with the sleeveless shirt sporting the tatt's and dripping with sweat. It probably screamed drug dealer.

Thought about this as a bumper sticker

"If Driver is Sweating, it's not you, he's just sick of being a fatty" :lol:
 
I don't think I was ever suspected of being a gang member in my MM when I had it. I never had tinted windows though, I'd figure that'd play a decent role in suspicions for those types of characters?

Closest I had to that kind of harassment was a cop that flew up behind me no-lights no-siren in a neighborhood and RODE MY ASS for like 3 or 4 blocks, at which point I finally decided to see where he was REALLY going by pulling down a side street. Immediately after I did that, he punched it and continued on down that 30mph road I was travelling on, no-lights, no-siren at probably around 50mph. Rookie hour at PD that night...
 
I was pretty much 100% ignored for the first 4 years that it was stock. Since the tints, hood, spoiler, exhaust, and gauges, they are starting to notice me as a trouble maker more or less, but not a G man... Got me playa? :)
 
Ive had my car for a little over a year and a half. Ive been pulled over 7 (yea SEVEN)times in the marauder all by texas state troopers. All for having no front license plate got a warning 6 out of 7 times and one trooper (the fifth time) gave me a ticket for it. The one that gave me the ticket was the only one who didnt compliment something about my car or ask a question about it. just issued the ticket
I still refuse to put a plate on the front haha
 
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Had my first 'run-in' with LEO over the weekend. Pulled out in front of a huge block of traffic coming down the highway (didn't want to wait...was already sitting there for a minute); if I would have been in my Jetta, I wouldn't have done it, but in my MM? Hell yeah! Was it close? Maybe, but I had the car to get going and not cause any brake-slamming. Anyway, at next stoplight, cop pulls up next to me, bleeps his siren and motions for me to roll my window down. (It was raining just a bit, so I had them up...usually have them down). After I rolled my window down, he says, "Why didn't you yield to that vehicle you pulled out in front of?". I just stared at him, not really sure what to say and finally said, "there was plenty of room". "NO there WASN'T!" (I'm thinking, apparently there was, cuz here I am) and then said "Take it easy, no reason to do stuff like that". I said okay, light turned green, rolled up window and drove on. Wish he would've seen the 5 a-holes I ran into on the way to where I was going...
 
Tonight at around 11:30, i was sitting alone in a circle K parking lot eating ice cream with the windows up. All of sudden i see three cops pull up and shine there lights in my eyes. And of course i get the typical routine, "do you have any drugs? Any warrants?" Stuff like that. He told me i drive a drug dealers car. I was wondering if any other black MM owners have the same problem with police, because I've had multiple ones follow me to my drive way. I mean i like the attention but its kinda getting aggravating. Just let a little white boy eat his ice cream cone for crying out loud.

I've been stopped more times than I'd care to imagine....always the same thing "suspicious vehicle." I too am in law enforcement lol.
 
I've not yet been stopped in mine. I know most of the cops around here and they know what I drive. City,State,county....I make sure they recognize the car!
 
i love it when we can all associate with each other
give me about a week... im sure i will have a new story to contribute
 
When I get pulled over it's for a good reason, I don't get mad. Road blocks tho, I always get waved through, don't know why. I would be irate if I got pulled over all the time for nothing, tho. I have had under my hood checked the one time they stopped me going into the shipyard, but the first and only thing they asked me to do was pop the hood. I know they just wanted to see that big beautiful Marauder engine so it was no biggie.
 
I would've offered him my milkshake cuz... My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you... But I have to charge!
 
I remember a night it had rained some about half hour earlier, upon coming home I did a bit of a toasty but wet burnout from a stop sign, when low and behold there was a cop sitting in the dark up front watching it all as he was facing me. I knew I was a goner cause he had his window down and heard it all. As I roll past him I am stopping for the next stop sign and about to make a right.

I watch him through my rear-view, and yep, he starts to pull a U turn to come after me, he turns the car about half way through the U turn and he just stops and reverses back to the same spot he came out of. I guess he read my plate and knew where I lived cause they always pass by and wave when I'm washing it. :D
 
2DMax had been stopped so many times in his lowered, tinted, black MM, until they got to know his plate number. My Silver is stock looking with no window tinting at all, and I get zero attention. Even if the radar detector goes off early, I've just eased into traffic flow and the stock mufflers and Grampa-car appearance add to the stealth. Exactly the way I want it. I'll let all the blacked/tinted/lowered MMs take the heat for trying to look tough/mean/ominous while I just get back up to speed! Who says Black is the fastest colour?:D

My days of service are long over, but you gotta think like The Man to avoid The Man!
 
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