I hear you. While there is a lot of controversy attached to your selection, it's a rebel yell nonetheless. If it works for you, that's all that counts. "Gran Mark with a rap sheet", ROTFLMAO!
Detective: Do you see the car that snatched your parking space in the supermarket parking lot, Mrs. Jones?
Granny Jones: Ummm...welll, are you sure he can't see me?
Detective: You're safe here, he can't see you
Granny Jones: Ummm...Well...It's THAT one, the brute with the big tires, I think.
Detective: You have to be positive, Mrs. Jones, saying "I thinK" isn't enough.
Granny Jones: Could you have them turn around? I remember something shinny sticking out at me, two big barrels...
Detective: No problem...Number three, come forward and turn around...
Detective: Oh my GOD
Granny Jones: That HIM! He's the one!
Detective: Turn key, take number 3 into custody, and get those pipes away from him right now!
Put an MM in a line up with 5 CV/PIs, it will get picked every time.